Official Apology

This certificate differs from the Admission of Guilt, in that it apologizes for actions that aren't necessarily crimes that warrant a confession. And where the Admission of Guilt confesses to things no one (or at least the certificate recipient) knows you did; the Official Apology is for things that they are already aware of. Like when you act in a way that is rude or thoughtless. You wouldn't confess to that because we already know you were rude and thoughtless. Instead, a written apology will do nicely, thank you.

 

 

For ...

Events forgotten
Raised voices
Doors slammed
Phones hung up on
Mean words
Selfishness
Willful stupidity
Inattentiveness
Promises broken
Presents not given
Rudeness
Obstinacy

&c ...

Production notes

Approx. 10 x 8 inches

Foil-stamped in metallic purple foil on card-weight paper.